SCREAMING AT THE VOID

DEUTSCHLAND VOR, NOCH EIN TOR!

C’mon Brazil, you could at least make it a challenge. This is less straining than a warm-up.


Of all the shittiest shit in the world, pre-tied bow ties are the shitiest

joshpateli:

The only thing more shit than a pre-tied bow tie is selling a bow tie without making it obvious that it is pre tied and have me wait 5 WORKING DAYS before I find out. Pricks.

I’ve just been trying to learn how to tie a bow tie, and have come to the conclusion that it’s not actually physically possible.

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A couple of months old, but I just found out about this last night. Looking forward to seeing where this goes; for all it’s flaws I loved Heroes.



Thought for the Day:

imperialthoughtoftheday:

Stupidity knows no bounds; hubris acknowledges none.

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getradified:

John Oliver covering how fucked up FIFA and the World Cup are.

Like John Oliver, I enjoy the world cup and am excited for it - but FIFA are a distillation of everything wrong with the modern world.


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Leaving my flat this morning and thinking “shit, I don’t have a pocket square”









St. Bartholomew’s Church in Czermna, Poland, contains around 3,000 skulls from casualties of the Thirty Years War. Those on the altar belong to the people who built it, including Father Tomaszek (added 20 years after the rest of the bones).

The inscription beneath the angel on the left in the first picture reads (in Latin) “Arise from the Dead”.

It’s simply stunning.




killer-facts:

Tips for serial killers: we’re in a recession at the moment, so instead of throwing your victim’s bones away you can make them into a tasteful chandelier and save money.

This beauty has just reminded me of St. Bartholomew’s Church, it’d make a lovely fitting in there.


Yeah apparently the Swedish had a colonial Empire

joshpateli:

Who knew! There was a New Sweden in Delaware!

I knew :)

Sabaton wrote an album about it

Carolus Rex

I recommend A Lifetime of War and Carolus Rex.

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Property law lecturer has suggested I write my will in Klingon to achieve posthumous notoriety in the law reports

I’m thinking I might try elvish


Received this rather amusing piece of junk mail, so am pasting it on the internet

Hi pretty. My name is Andy Petry, i came across your email and decide to say hi to you. I must confess you look stunning, beautiful and responsible; i will like to start a conversation with you. I am very interested in knowing you better. I am single and looking for an honest woman to spend the rest of my life with as my wife and partner, I think you are the woman of dream whom I have long waited for. 
What a dazzling beauty, oh my God if all wishes do come true honestly my first wish this very moment will be to have you as mine forever but then wishes are mere thoughts and for dreams!!!!!Not all do come true.
Your beauty is such that it’s claws will make any man go whiskey on setting eyes on you. Tonight I pray not to dream of you because I may end up having a very long sleep dreaming, I truly want to know you better. Thank you so much and i will be looking forward to your reply to enable me send you my pictures. You can reply to my private email here  andyandy65@hotmail.com . I wait your reply. Kisses and Hugs, Andy

KNOW NEW TAXES

DON’T KNOW NEW TAXES?

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